Buku The Best Thing About My Ass Is That It's Behind Me - Karya Lisa Ann Walter
s
Category > Buku > Nonfiksi Dewasa > Humor > Sejarah > The Best Thing About My Ass Is That It's Behind Me
Book 5

The Best Thing About My Ass Is That It's Behind Me

Reviews (0 / 5)

by Lisa Ann Walter

Want to Read Currently Read
Beri penilaian
About this edition
Follow one woman's bumpy, cellulite-riddled ride through size-0 Hollywood and learn how she went from body-dysmorphic to sassy-asstastic in only twenty-five short years of dieting, thousands of dollars in procedures,. . . and one pair of industrial-strength Spanx. From the best girlfriend you didn't know you had comes this I Can't Believe She Said That guide to life in the real world. Actress and comic Lisa Ann Walter dishes about parenthood and the dangers of girl-on-girl snarking, explains why skinny actresses act crazy, and gives riotous advice on everything from the dating mistakes we all make to ten things you should subtract when you weigh yourself (self-tanner and dental work, for starters . . .). So what do you get when you drop a longtime self-loather into the glitz and glamour of Hollywood? This hysterical, and brutally honest, look at the impossible standard of perfection for which so many of us strive. Walter boldly shares her lifelong struggle with low self-esteem which, in her case, includes plenty of painful auditions, failed relationships, and awkward celebrity encounters, plus lots of impossible diets, questionable injectables, and dubious cosmetic procedures. Along the way, the celebrity adjacent Walter also tells her sometimes warm, often cringeworthy, and always funny Hollywood stories (including the reason she'd kill for Richard Gere). She also shares her sage advice by offering features such as ways to improve your self-esteem that won't cost you a dime: Four words: Push-up. Bra. Construction. Site. You don't even have to look good to get a response. Just wear sunglasses, square your shoulders, and toss your hair. Then count the whistles. Start frequenting your local gay bar. Both gays and lesbians are much more effusive about how fabulous you are! And you'll get free drinks! Always be seen with decrepit old men you'll look young and beautiful in comparison. Think how well this works for those Girls Next Door.
Details
  • Jumlah Halaman

    0

    Penerbit

    Harper Collins

  • Tanggal Terbit

    08 Apr, 2015

    Penulis
    Lisa Ann Walter
  • Bahasa

    Indonesia

    ISBN

    SCOOPG71744

Similar Books

Book Photo 1 Book Photo 1 Book Photo 1 Book Photo 1 Book Photo 1 Book Photo 1